This is the reading section for the Mattayom 3 O-NET exam for the school year 2561.
Reading Passage 2
Read the joke.
Last week, Vicky, a distressed wife, went to the local police station in Wigan, Lancashire, along with her next-door neighbor, Pauline, to report that her husband was missing.
The policeman asked for a description of the missing man.
Vicky described him clearly and in detail, "He is 35 years, 6 feet 4 inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is softly-spoken and is fabulous with the children."
Pauline interrupts her protesting, "Why Vicky, your husband is 5 feet 8 inches, overweight, bald, has a big mouth, and is horrid to your children."
Vicky replied, with sigh, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
Which event happened first based on the story?
Vicky's husband disappeared.
Pauline described Vicky's husband.
Vicky answered the policeman's question.
Vicky and Pauline went to the police station.
Which of the following statement is TRUE?
Pauline is an honest woman.
Vicky's husband is an attractive man.
The policeman knows Vicky and her husband well.
Vicky is accurate in describing her husband's appearance.
What did Vicky mean when she said, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
She didn't really want her own husband.
She wanted to know if anybody wanted her husband back.
She intended to ask Pauline if she wanted to take her husband.
She really wanted to know if anybody could help her husband.
